Al Bundy's Best Insults

29 thoughts on “Al Bundy's Best Insults”

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   Vue Xiong says:

   Loved Al. He always got the best COMEBACKS!

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   Johnathon Tehada valles says:

   Fucken classic i miss that show

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   Dee Nice says:

   Customer: Excuse Me!!! Do You Have Any Pumps In My Size?!!!

   Al Bundy: Yes I Do, But The Society For The Prevention Of Cruelty To Shoes Would Not Allow Me To Sell Them To You!!!

   Customer: Well I Hope You Get Coal In Your Stocking On Christmas Morning!!!

   Al Bundy: And I Hope You Get Slim Fast In Yours!!! Now We're About To Have Our Christmas Party Here So Would You Mind Egg-Nogging On Out!!!

   #????

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   stevendphoto says:

   Classics, I'd forgotten every one of those…thanks!

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   squarefan80 says:

   they could NEVER write a show like this anymore. thems were the days!

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   Cody Barber says:

   What? They forgot my all time favorite insult when he says that a woman came into the shoestore who was so fat that she had 3 smaller women orbiting around her.

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   Kuya Arbee says:

   LMFAO!!!!! THIS IS GREAT

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   precision Brown says:

   That’s one of the best shows
   I loved the Bundys. He’s hysterical

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   precision Brown says:

   Cindy Crawford backwards LOL

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    Gregory Hornick says:

    Back when you could insult children

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    Solly vs. The Mole-Men says:

    "Al Bundy: Man of the Century.

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    ayllaaylla1 says:

    The best show ever! Ed O'Neill The King! I love Al Bundy. He has that something! He ischarismatic AF! ?❤

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    Hanna Elfar says:

    Yes back when you can insult everything and just laugh

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    Mr. Meeseeks says:

    I blame Al Bundy for the mental torment inflicted on me by my father… Dont worry I turned out fine. I may have smoked meth but ive never done heroin. The only bad part of my day is the morning when I question why I keep waking up. I'm so tired of waking up.

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    mr bojangles says:

    Ed didn't like Katey much so it was easy for him

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    R SILLER III says:

    BUNDY FOR PRESIDENT 2020

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    Tom Wolak says:

    Damn I loved that show. Al was the man.

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    Khang Nguy says:

    If Hollywood would make a show like this again, the ratings will go through the roof.

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    Who Put You On This Planet Huh says:

    This guy would be the one roasting the whole audience in the Jerry springer show

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    BlushBerry says:

    ok boomer

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    Seth Howe says:

    My brother got pissed at me for watching this show cuz of the jokes and I said "oh and a day at THE OFFICE is more fun"

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    ShadowBlade34 says:

    Do any males here actually stick their hands down their pants like al?

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    TheIndignantMalignancy says:

    Holy shit marcy really does look like j.t.t. from home improvement. Thats awesome

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    John Verge says:

    Do that on Modern Family Ed

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    BigTuk says:

    Wear Bag over ski-mask….GOLD

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    ct92404 says:

    EVERYONE: "This is so hillarious! I wish we could have this today."
    Millennials: oK bOoMer

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    princess arrogance says:

    How I insult all disney villains

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    Raghu Seetharaman says:

    Savagery 101.

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    Barry Ward says:

    Ginny Sac?

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