Samuel L. Jackson, my son just watched one of your movies and he turned to me and asked "Daddy, does this mean I can start drinking, smoking, and whoring? I'll be just like you now!"
And I was enough of a parent to tell him the truth: "Smoking's a maybe, don't touch my whiskey, and whoring's bad for you, just ask your mother."
Parenting!
I dont have a black son and he doesnt have a ponytail
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